My brain hurts!

With the ease of a well greased porn star I managed to fuck over some people in my life. By no means is that comment meant to prepare you for a drama filled story (as since I despise the subject), but it is more a preparation for a short posting by yours truly.

I'm going to concentrate on the good things right now in a boycott of the suck that seems to be taking my immediate vicinity by storm. First off, Hally was due 11/4 but so far has failed to produce any results of the birthing ritual. 'How is that good?' you may ask. Well you aren't the uncle who has to change poopy diapers when he/she arrives, so in true style to my relation he/she is simply procrastinating much to my delight. She is scheduled to be induced 11/11 which in my vast medical knowledge must mean the doctor will light a small fire under my sister and somehow manage to smoke the baby out of hiding.

On Saturday I partied it up with a bunch of college kids. If you ever want to feel old have a party get busted by the cops and be one of 3 people who doesn't get up to run. I seriously don't know how I drank that much when I was their age either. If I tried to keep up with those kids I'd literally, f*cking die.
And is it just me or are college kids getting dumber? I definitely know I'm not getting any smarter, but I felt like I held a doctorate while hanging out with them. I also hope and pray that I never ever have a daughter when I have kids. God bless if I ever do, but she'd be going to an all girls college and wearing one of those Afghani robes to cover herself up.

I apologize for the extreme lack of information at this time, but I literally feel mentally exhausted. For anyone who hasn't felt this peculiar and savage feeling its like having your brain being a fat guy who suddenly gets put through a marathon. But it isn't really a fat guy, its your brain (for those of you who missed the analogy).