Thank god for corporate lawyers...

How is it that you cannot fully enjoy something without feeling some amount of negative? I'm not trying to sound emo or anything, but for example having the "weight off your shoulders" cannot happen without first having something to worry about in the first place. I guess that's one of the reasons love is so important. You don't have to give up anything to get it.

Open mouth and insert foot.

Foot in mouth syndrome is an epidemic of my own personal proportions. I seem to say the wrong thing at the wrong time as if I studied the art of idiocy and currently hold a doctorate in the subject. The worst part is that people base opinions about me on that rather than the true quality of my personality. Judgement sucks. I think we should let God have that job.

Welcome! Take a seat and enjoy the show.

I've always thought that live journals and blogs have been somewhat stupid. Then again, most of my experience with them have been preteen girls posting about how they might show their breasts if you buy them something off their Amazon wish-list. Being that I don't have breasts, or the fact that I am not a preteen girl (at least on the outside anyway) you people will have to put up with listening to whatever copious amounts of bullshit I can think up.